A Day in The Life of a Doctor...

My roommate is a surgeon and said to me the other day after she got home from work,

Her: "Something at work reminded me of you..."

Me: "What?"

Her: "This guy came in, was drunk and his friends punched him in the face, and now he can't move his arms or legs."

Me: "That reminds you of me how...?"

Her: "If I'm ever drunk, please don't punch me in the face because I like using my arms and legs."

Noted!